Selling The Crown Jewels

Our fearless leader has proposed the sale of the Crown Jewels: OLC (Ontario Lotteries Corporation), LCBO (Liquor Control Board of Ontario), Hydro Ontario and one more that I forgot the name (and this because of my friend Rosis, short for Sclerosis).

Now, after catching all the thieves from OLC, after cleaning the waters and starting new lines of money-making, profitable enterprises, it is time to sell...or is it?

Or let us talk about LCBO. The corporation who did not loose, no, on the contrary, did gain in value during the time of holidays even in recession -- it is time to get rid if it...or is it?

How about Hydro? This was an adventuresome Corporation. When they did exceptionally well, they invested money not in Ontario, no, but in South American countries... What happened with that money after 3 or 4 fearless leaders? Lost. Then it was talk of privatization... No matter what our leaders tried, they could not sink it. So, it is time to give it to more deserving entrepreneurs...or is it?

What was the fourth I cannot remember and nobody wants to be kind enough to repeat it for me, but it does exist, and in our leader's opinion it is time to throw it for a pittance, like the rest...or is it?

I'm sure our fearless leader has heard of the French King who had said -- after me, the flood! After him, we'll be washed out! One thing is sure -- he won't be reelected!

Or would he? Life is so full of surprises...

13.02.2010